Quinns Quinney
Thursday 14th & Sunday 17th August 2025
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Quinns Quinney think they are the tallest band at the festival. Sure they haven’t checked the other bands height yet, but they are just taking a punt. That’s even with Deena bringing their average down by being so small. It’s like she’s drowning in tall men.
Now, you might think that’s not a wise move, to make such a claim without doing even the basic bit of research. It smacks of overconfidence, of self worth, but they are sticking to it. Sticking to it like a young heath bee-fly might stick to the viscous drop of fluid on a round leaved sundew.
Don’t believe them? Taken umbridge with their callous claims? Do you perhaps dispute their local heathland ecological simile, perhaps on the grounds that a young heath bee-fly is a grub or that in the adult phase it is too large and strong a flier to possibly be ensared by sundew? Think you’ve spotted a snow topped band elsewhere at the festival with a greater average height? Better go see them then to take your issue up with them in person. Don’t forget your tape measure.
